A Wish List

What I Want To Do With My Tax Rebate:

1. buy a newer, faster computer - so it's easier to play with my digital camera
2. buy a washing machine - so I don't have to hang out with the creepy people at the laundromat
3. buy a mattress that doesn't scratch me
4. visit relatives in Texas

What I Will Actually Do:

1. refund my savings account for the amount I owed the IRS
2. use the rest to pay Maaco to make my car look beautiful again after yesterday morning's incident